This Grainy Todd Standing Footage Is Way More Convincing Than His Other Ones
This footage, filmed somewhere in a secret valley called Sylvanic was the one that Matt Moneymaker and his Finding Bigfoot team tried to investigate. Todd Standing refused to take them to the actual location however, due to fear of inadvertently exposing his secret valley to outsiders. When the Sylvanic episode of Finding Bigfoot finally aired, Standing was pissed that he was unable to convince the investigators. Standing went online and left the following comment:
Well congrats to the "Finding Bigfoot' team and producers. After being on hundreds of newspaper, radio and tv interviews and shows, the finding bigfoot production is the worst I have EVER seen. Their production company is Called"Snake oil productions" for a reason. They have no intention of finding bigfoot and they couldn't possiblly be stupid enough to believe they could. They literally filmed me in a spot they choose where cows are grazing all around. And they couldn't even sneek up on the cows! That is what the morons are hearing "in the Candian wilds" that they cannot identify. They are right when they say it is not coyotes making that sound. Its cows they are hearing. That is what happens when you go bigfoot hunting by a ranch you idiots. I could right a list of 500 reasons these people will never film a deaf three legged moose in live action. Never mind Bigfoot. Here is a link to a good tv show that did a real piece on my bigfoot work. http://youtu.be/6RetQRg7J5Y - Todd Standing
After their investigation, Finding Bigfoot came close to calling Todd Standing a hoaxer on TV. This clip from Animal Planet was labeled, "Bigfoot Video a Hoax?"
Todd rules
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So why aren't you people at bigfoot evidence showing the video of that sasquatch going up the side of the mountain? The video that was shown in part 2 of the survivor man T.V. show? That's the best T. Standing video of them all? get with the damn times evidence!
DeleteEverybody has their favorite researcher, but it still boils down to we need to collect a specimen...
ReplyDeleteAre you a specimen? How would you like to be collected?
DeleteI keep my specimen in a jar.
DeleteI keep my specimens in my nut sack
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DeleteNaw just stupid emoticons on my iPod and when published turn to squares lol but yes I have an exclusive porn machine I built myself with parts from newegg.com
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DeleteHis name should have been Todd Lying instead of Todd Standing.
ReplyDeleteLame
Deletethink that one up all by yourself there buddy
ReplyDeleteNo, your mom helped me.
Deletei thought that was you when did you get out of prison?
DeleteAs she was slurping down my gravy. Nuff said.
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Todd Kneeling
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DeleteThat quote above sounds pretty damn similar to some of the viscous rhetoric from an Anon on here that lashes out at anyone who says anything negative about TS! Coincidence??
ReplyDeleteThere are no such things as coincidences.
Delete^ Yuup!
Delete^^Wow, I was typing the exact same sentence! What a coincidence! Wait...
DeleteTodd...
ReplyDeleteYou did say something on the Finding Bigfoot episode that I had a problem with.
You said something along the lines of "No video will ever be good enough to satisfy people or prove to people bigfoot exists".
I disagree. And I think a lot of people do.
There is so much ambiguous video - LIKE the video on Finding Bigfoot.
If there is some "good" video out there. People will, indeed...
It's just this simple. People are generally pretty sharp. They know bullcrap when they see it.
:)
So does he. Hence the bitch slap to Finding Squat. They earned it in spades.
Delete^That is...well said.
DeleteTodd Standing is a loser. He is a hoax just like his made up videos
ReplyDeleteand yet we all know his name. what was yours again pal?
DeleteEveryone knows Osama Bin Laden name to! What's your point??
Delete^ HA HA!
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ReplyDeleteI have a hamster named tink,tink,,,and a guinea pig named squeeky!! I dont like turtles,, because they are boreing & stupid, just like YOU!!!
DeleteGo play on the freeway brat,
Delete^^^I share your affinity for small rodents. You are not alone.
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Ponies are pretty.
DeleteMatt Moneymaker used to team up with Bobo on the first night of their expeditions. Bobo would take a bunch of the newbees how call blasting with a synthetic Tahoe scream. Matt M would then sneak up as close as he could to that location after dark, and do his Bigfoot howl. Bobo described Matt's howl as questionable but did not spill the beans completely. So, Matt M is a expert on what it takes to hoax.
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DeleteSaid through his big British yellow teeth.
Its lonely at the top. Those who can,do.Those who cant criticize those who can. In the face of overwhelming odds Standing has pulled off a major coup by recruiting meldrum and stroud .He is the go to guy. And did it out of sheer determination and dogedness. Keep an eye on this guy.Hes got what it takes and me thinks hes got something pretty big up his sleeve.Even meldrum has taken a vow of silence and refuses to talk about whats coming out in the near future. Stay tuned.All the petty criticisms will be silenced.
ReplyDeleteBIGFOOT NORTH, STARRING TODD STANDING AND DR. JEFF MELDRUM WITH GUEST APPEARANCES BY SURVIVORMAN LES STROUD.
Uses "me thinks in sentences.^
DeleteThnx for the "tip" johnny perfect!
Delete^^OK, this has to be Standing, right? You're the go-to guy, alright, as in go to.........
DeleteThe Dumb and the Hoaxers.
ReplyDeleteIs Standing still hanging around?
ReplyDeleteOf course he is. Meldrum and Bindernagel don't come cheap.
He'll be furious that he was ruthlessly exposed so early into his 2nd shot at BF stardom.
3rd time lucky perhaps Todd!?
MMG
Wow. What an asshole.
ReplyDeleteHey--you said a-hole. How did you get that past the censor-bot?
Delete^^Is that Hostile Guy? Tell us all what pieces of ***we are. We love it when you insult us.
DeleteKeep up the BFRO bashing, it seems to bring out their minions and comments.
ReplyDeleteSylvanic as as real as the Shire.
ReplyDeleteIt will be interesting to see what happens after the Standing hoax-a-rama fades away. What will be the next big Bigfoot story? Will there be a next big Bigfoot story?
Me, my money is always on Melba. She never disappoints.
I hope bigfoot is never found if real because the reading here is so funny. Its better then going to a humor site. Anytime there is any intelligent input here there is a line up of real fart smellers oops I mean real smart fellows falling all over themselves to be the first to show off there intellect and how they are the end all be all in authority on this topic and they show off this with there ability to come up with the best sarcastic statement possible . You are all so very awesome, Now will the real slim shady please stand up hahahahaha Here is a good idea, How about you all step away from your computers for a bit and give them up for a backpack and a camera and go for a walk in the woods. Maybe you just might get a great picture of some wildlife, mountains, rivers or god forbid a Sasquatch. I think it would beat sitting alone being all pale and pasty in some dark room amongst a bunch of empty pizza boxes hating on others that just want a intelligent conversation. But to those that dont take my advice keep up the great work cause it keeps me entertained and you all keep me amazed at how you all never run out of funny stuff to say. great stuff I really mean that hahaha
ReplyDeleteMaybe someday they will erect a bronze statue in the center of town, of "ME"........milk turdintoiletbowelson, :)
ReplyDeleteBFRO FB won't allow any discussion of Standing's efforts, period. Not even discussed as a hoax. Jealous much Matt?
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