Will Todd Standing Submit Bigfoot Hair Samples to Meldrum for Testing?


Yesterday we brought you word that Dr. Jeff Meldrum was soliciting for hair samples from possible bigfoot creatures to be involved in some sort of testing or analysis. Meldrum has been working with Todd Standing, regardless of criticism, so Matt Knapp of bigfootcrossroads.com asks: "Will Standing be submitting samples to this project?"

"From Don Jeffrey Meldrum "I HAVE A VERY SPECIFIC REQUEST TO MAKE AT THIS TIME. An opportunity has arisen to conduct morphological and DNA analysis of SELECTED hair samples attributed to sasquatch. I am looking for reliable samples, by that I mean with a known chain of custody, having been collected in association with a visual encounter or documented footprints. Respond only if you have such a sample in your possession, stored in paper envelope, having been collected under reasonably sterile conditions, i.e. minimal or no direct handling. RESPOND TO MY EMAIL ADDRESS ONLY: meldd@isu.edu. ALL OTHER POSTS OR RESPONSES REGARDING THIS REQUEST WILL BE PROMPTLY DELETED FROM MY TIMELINE. Thanks for your assistance."

At this point it is too early to try and guess at what Meldrum is up to, or who is behind the upcoming study. Meldrum is well respected in the community and among his peers, so this may be the study we've been waiting for. Meldrum is taking part in the 2015 World Conference on Relict Hominoids in South Africa next year, so this may have something to do with that. Which of course is nothing more than speculation on my part.

But I have a different question...

Is Todd Standing going to submit samples to this inquiry? Dr. Meldrum took a lot of heat for partnering with and supporting Standing this year, and in the past Standing has claimed to be in possession of various physical bigfoot evidence for DNA testing, including hair. One would only conclude that if Todd were on the up and up as he claims, that he would most certainly be submitting some samples to Dr. Meldrum since it is obvious he has nothing but the utmost respect and trust in the good doctor."

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    1. And thus it was that when the butt diaper prophet Joe posted as Ernie, that he often came in last. But that was okay, because all of Joes ministry came in last, especially at life. Luckily you dont need to win to be a dipaer sniffer. Praise the diaper butt.

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    2. Isn't it about time for you mommy to call you for dinner? It's mac n' cheese with cut up hot dogs tonight!

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    3. And thus Joe switched from the Ernie account to the Big Jon account. The butt diaper gospel must be preached, and it didnt matter how many accounts he had to create to push his agenda. Preaise the holy diaper butt!!!

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    4. red tights fit you to a tee...you dumbass joe wannabe

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  2. Why aren't there any trail camera photos of bigfoot?

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    1. bigfoot has an incredible array of trail cams himself, rendering it impossible for people to set up trail cams without his knowledge.

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    2. Fortunately there are plenty of trail cam pics of people in monkey suits with diaper butt. This is what is referred to as bigfoot. Praise the holy dipaer butt, the magical hip waiders of truth, and the monkey suit of Vallhalla.

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  3. I got some great smoke from a dude named Standing before. But the funny thing about it is he was sitting.

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  4. "If people can delude themselves into believing in the existence of an 8 foot tall ape man, what on earth might they be thinking about truly important matters." - Michael McLeod.

    Check mate footers.

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    1. ^ I loved him as captain of 'the Love Boat'

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    2. If people can delude themselves into believing that all is known and found...
      1%

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    3. A lot is still to be discovered but 8 foot ape men is not one of them

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    4. 4:55 comes here and says the same thing everyday. He's just lashing out at his fellow footers because his own sighting wasn't bleeved.

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    5. And thus Joe began posting is everyday comment. And all was right with the world, as Joe trolled and posted with his various accounts. Praise the butt diaper prophet.

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  5. I plucked a few butt hairs and sent them in. I hope he studies them very intensely.

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  6. Lay odds DNA will come back as some hybrid between Rayon, Nylon and that little slut wool.

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    1. I'll lay odds that you're sitting in your elderly mom's basement pounding out posts and surrounded by your favorite Bigfoot props.

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    2. And when Joe would post under his Big Jon account, he would often speak of the importance of wearing the hip waiders under the suit and not on the outside. He explained that the diaper could be worn either/or. As he liked the felling of poo mashed against his thighs. Praise the butt diaper.

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    3. BIG JON @5:38,
      Haaahaaaahaaahaa
      WHAT A TOTAL F*G!! LOL!

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    4. little johnson is the alterboy at the church of joe

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    5. ^ you got that right my friend!

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    6. troll talking to himself trying to stay relevant = pitiful.

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    7. Wrong ernie there was 2 people talking at the time!

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    8. Matter of fact 7:45 was most likely,, hb..

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    9. The voices in your head are not real people,

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  7. 5:39 comes here and says the same thing everyday. He's just lashing out at his fellow footers because his own sighting wasn't bleeved.

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    1. ^ Big queer bait Jon,
      Haaaahaaahaaaahaa
      Im big jon,,, WHAAAA,WHAAAAA!!!!
      Lol.

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  8. It's very simple to get Big foot hair. Just do what the Finding Bigfoot show producers has done, go to a Zoo, collect Gorilla hair (Pay the zookeeper$) and submit it as Big foot hair! Simple!

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    1. Or grab anything that remotely looks like it. There isn't any such thing as a bigfoot anyway. These guys are pathetic.

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